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♥ Wednesday, May 16, 2007 ♥


♥ Shu Kiat Sucks... ♥

Brian: Shu Kiat sucks.
Shu Kiat: Whateva! Point taken, bitch.

Attached is a blog post from last year, where Shu Kiat screwed the whole class up for Literature...Read on!

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Nvm. Today's topic! SHUKIAT. No he didn't do anything to me to make me blog this. Rather, he wrote lies and lies and lies.


You all will know about SHUKIAT's Drama Portfolio.
Firstly, we shall understand what type of person shukiat is.

1. Stubborn.
2. Dramatic in the bad way
3. Phat.
4. Stupid.
5. Liar.

If i were to put down the full list, it would go on forever and ever and ever.

Do you like hypocrites? I dun like them, although i am on sometimes.

Now in this case its totally different. Shukiat's not a hypocrite. He's a hypocrite that has mastered the art to the highest level. In addition to being a hippo.

We all know how much work shukiat did regarding the play. We all know how cooperative he is and was. We all know he slacks more than anyone else in the class. We can see from his drama portfolio how much a hypocrite he is.

The drama portfolio - sumthing u write down all the things you have done or what happened in the play.
The play - Merchant of venice.
What shukiat did - nothing.
What he said he did - almost everything.

What i hate most about that is that he puts other people down in his portfolio, and make him appear good. Although he is actually truthfully a devil in disguise. Or worse.

That was the introduction. Now to the nicer parts.

The first entry he did for the portfolio.

The birth of the Play (stage 1)

Shukiat writes that he was interested in the play from the start.

Do you think he was?

He writes that he took the project far more seriously and somemore hopes his classmates would too.

Same question.

He wrote that he wanted to get an acting position so he could get marks for the class.

He wouldnt have gotten marks for us would he.

He says he was composed when he was supposedly not chosen for the acting role.

Yea he was composed. If you call screaming yelling shouting and making a huge fuss composed. And we didnt offer shukiat the acting role did we? Didnt he go "No i dont want" and try to really be overly humble.

He says that after encouragement from the teacher, he decided to put in his 100% effort into whatever he did.

He did nothing. Doesnt that just explain everything.

Then the pro shukiat goes on to talk about his contributed idea to the play. And says that kenneth supposedly felt that the idea that was used finally was ridiculous and a joke.

Shukiat starts putting in as many "i"s, "my"s, "me"s in this part as possible. The only part where he can.
We learn that a good way to voice out what you really think is to put words in other people's mouths.


The next thing shukiat wrote.

My Role (individual stage)

The title itself is hypocritical. Shukiat did nothing. Does he have a role?

Shukiat talks about the problems he faced trying to complete his individual tasks.

Did he have any?

Shukiat say that he quickly completed his individual part in the advertisment comittee.

Yea we all know he did. He can complete slacking anytime.

Then he goes on to say that the other comittees were struggling with their work. And that many of the poster group's memebers were slacking and refused to work.

Look who's talking.

And now a direct quote. "i decided to help them, obviously taking a big risk as if they do badly, my marks would be pulled down too as i am a committee member too."

The only time anybody's marks wont be pulled down would be when shukiat actually does anything.

Then shukiat writes about sticking his nose into yet another comittee.

We all remember when shukiat was really pissed with kevin for being extra to do work for the other comittees. We do not think shukiat is being hypocritical here.

Shukiat starts to use "we" and starts saying that kevin was always trying to do everything himself. And talks about how much he was frustrated when kevin did all the work by himself. And called him extra and stuff.

Firstly, he shouldnt use "we", since they didnt need shukiat in the first place. Then who self appoints himself as leader more? Kevin or shukiat?

Hey we get to the amusing part!

Direct quote. "I was chosen as an understudy for the project, but i still was as enthusiastic or even more than the actors themselves. The day i got the script, i memorised it and was prepared for anything ahead."

Did shukiat willingly become an understudy? Remember, he DID NOT make a big fuss when he did not want to be the actor. Then he gets the script. 3 weeks after he gets the script, there is a rehearsal that involved the understudy(s), did he screw up? No hor...

Another direct quote. "I attended all the acting sessions and watched as they acted."

We should change the statement to, "I attended all the acting sessions except for one which was during the holidays, and i was not free, and the other acting sessions were during english lessons so i had to go no matter how much i did not want to."

Then shukiat trys to pull weixiang down. After trying first to pull kenneth down, then kevin, then the poster comittee. He talks about weixiang not telling anyone he was buying props for the class.

Shukiat joins the props committee in this part. He helps poor alastair in the props. He flames weixiang for not telling anyone that he was buying props. But we should know that shukiat obviously did not listen in class when weixiang told everyone.

Then, The Development of the Play (stage 3)

Direct quote again. Shukiat now talks about the rehearsal in the holidays that he "attended".
"The lighting group REFUSED to accept comments and suggestions by fellow classmates and i personally feel that this is a major flaw. They failed to be cooperative with the class, refusing to do their part, thus slowing down the class and of course wasting our time, which was very precious."

Firstly, i am in the lightings group. And now i will shoot down slowly every single thing shukiat said wrongly.

We did not refuse to accept comments. All the times kenneth, the director, was standing up there talking to us wasnt accepting comments.
The only major flaw in this project was to include shukiat's name in the list of members.
We failed to be cooperative and refused to do our part. No we didnt do anything. The lights you all saw that day was lightning.
The only guy who did not do anything was... *erkhem*
Shukiat wasnt there anyway so how did we waste his time?
Shukiat's time isnt precious.

And finally. Problems in the Process (conclusion)

Shukiat talks about the problems. He knows very well.

Direct quote "The lack of a leader also caused organisation problems. Without a leader, the distribution of work could not be done and members did not know what to do and nothign was done. This problem was solved when some members self appointed themselves as leaders and took the task of distributing work, which i felt was very admirable."

Look who was criticizing kevin earlier on about self appointing leaders.




Book review =)

From this piece of literature text(shukiat's drama portfolio), we can learn about the real nature of a person. And how hypocritical anything can get. I feel that this text has impacted me greatly and that a person should not criticize people for things they do themselves. I will introduce this piece of writing which has the beautiful writing method of bringing people down to my friend, so that they can all learn from this piece of crap. NO. I think what shukait wrote was total CRAP. And i think such people should go and shoot themselves. Because they just should. I give shukiat's drama portfolio full marks! For it being the portfolio that clearly illustrates the methods of bringing people down while writing fluently.

Total shit.



Anyway shukiat, if you ever chance upon this, this wasnt meant for your eyes.

Phew if you read till the end of this looooooooooooong post, i really pei fu ni. It wasnt supposed to be read till the end.

post taken from thomas' blog last year...

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